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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

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moltengolden:

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donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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prozdvoices:

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Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.

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anch0r-m3-d0wn:

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

You do know what straight people have sex like right? That doesn’t bother you at all?!

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

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marimbazn:

marimbazn:

in b4 "you copied this from someone/where!!" like literally there is no way to make a minimalistic version of a uniform design without making it look basically the same or very similar to something another artist has done when doing the same design. 

I made these for the pins but they have to ship, so in the meantime you can get these as stickers, prints, pillows and stuff here [ X ]

there’ll probably be more designs eventually and they’re not 100% correct sorry lol

they look p. neat on pillows and bags B)

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elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This freaked me out so bad until I was like 12

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